Google Subscription

A gift for "that" friend who constantly asks you questions that they could just search for on the interwebs.

oOChrissyOo needs a Google Subscription, especially when her sugars are low.

by Notorious Chicka April 10, 2017

Subscription to life

A subscription (prescription) bought daily, monthly, annually, etc., which you need in order to live.

“Hey did you hear Jake was just diagnosed with type 1 diabetes?”
“I did, he’s got a subscription to life now.”

by FrenchyBoi September 25, 2021

Butt-subscription

When the booty is so juicy A.K.A thicc that it bypasses butt dialing and/or texting to subscribe to payed services.

Butt-subscription: when the thiccness subscribes to payed sevices due to its sheer juiciness.

Girl!!! I butt-scribed to door DoorDashPass when we were wrestling...

Past tense Butt-scribed, websters Butt- subscription, present tense buttscribe, verb buttscribing

by ZevNoir August 15, 2020

magazine subscription

A pre-paid contract with an ammunition supplier.

A magazine subscription is especially handy for lazy hunting/sporting aficionados who don't want to bother with the tedious task of hand-loading individual rounds into ammo-clips; the subscription-service both provides you with filled magazines and takes away your empties for servicing and reloading.

by QuacksO February 27, 2018

cancel her/his subscription

To end a relationship.

She screwed who!? Oh, hell no...I'm cancelling her subscription.

by UA August 27, 2004

subscription

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "langganan" with this same meaning, the slang term "subscription" refers to something that has occurred often that you're tired of happening, e.g. being scolded by your dad for every smallest of the smallest thing you do. It often describes repetitive situations that provoke annoyance or fatigue.

My dad's constant nagging about my grades has turned into a subscription I'm just tired of dealing with.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Unwanted Monthly Subscription to the Waterfalls of Hell

another code name for periods.

"Oh my god I am literally having the worst cramp of my life right now"
"Is it the unwanted monthly subscription to the waterfalls of hell again?"

by Ilikeoreosandpussyyyy May 11, 2022