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Methylacumulonimbus Stratus

Pronounced meth-yl-a-qu-mu-lo-nimbess Staw-tus Noun. A large, dense, thick cloud of smoke that resemble storm clouds, blown out by a person that hit a meth pipe or "pookie pipe" or a meth bong or "pookie bong"
i bet I can blow out a methylacumulonimbus Stratus from this bong that will have me tweakin for hours
by Statik_32 August 20, 2024
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Trish Stratus

Canadian fitness model turned nauseatingly overpushed UNPROFESSIONAL overhyped overrated skank/WWE Diva. Arrived in WWE in 2000 with no talent or experience. Got to win the vacant WWE Women's Title at Survivor Series 2001 over experienced WRESTLERS Jacqueline, Ivory, Molly Holly and Jazz despite months of not wrestling or being involved with anything. Served as the voice of the "creative" team by starting the Molly Holly "big ass" garbage. Got to "retire"as Champion in 2006, violating wrestling tradition that says you are supposed to lose your last match. Her success led to the division being destroyed by the invasion of the Diva Search Idiots and the Catalog Idiots (Kelly Kelly and Alicia Fox). Is unquestioningly worshiped all over the internet for no good reason at all.
I hate Trish Stratus and you should too.
by JKUDJKUD JKUD February 7, 2024
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Gimp Stratus

The highest form of gimp imaginable. Usually an

unbearably woke person, but not always.
Gimp Stratus: I'm non binary

Normal Person: There are two sexes. You are clearly a man.

Gimp Stratus: Sex is a social construct. I'm non binary.

Normal Person: Oh fuck off you absolute Gimp Stratus
by skydivingasswolf March 26, 2024
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Dr Strauss

To Strauss someone is to do the action of somewhat scarily move towards someone when a light is out or can mean many other things that are better unsaid. A common way to say it is straoos or Stroos.
Im going to STRAUSS you up!

Help me, i'm being vandilized by Dr Strauss
by Strauss Guy February 3, 2020
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Strauss Crack

When the thigh on tight jeans gives out resulting in a material tear that exposes ones inner thigh. This generally occurs during wear in public places, although domestic occurrences have also been noted. Experiences are often distressing for the individual involved, commonly leading to embarrassment, anger, frustration, and, ultimately brand boycott.
Strauss Crack 1: OMG, that chick is showing a serious "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 2: When I got off the bus I noticed I had a huge "Strauss Crack".

Strauss Crack 3: I can still remember my first "Strauss Crack". I told my boss I was feeling sick and left work immediately and took a cab home.

Strauss Crack 4: I am never buying those jeans again, they blew a "Strauss Crack" after two months!

Strauss Crack 5: The worst part of being Strauss Cracked is not knowing who's behind you.
by Jackson Lester March 8, 2011
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Tom Strauss

One of gods gifts to the earth, fucking legendary person with a sense of humour to make up for what he lacks in dick size
"he was so small you could call him a tom strauss"
by yeahnahfrickoath June 18, 2019
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Strauss

Is a retard
Strauss is special, but it's okay.
by Straussssy April 30, 2022
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