stove pipe

when you take a really big, one-piece, shit that sticks out of the water in the toilet.

by Anonymous August 06, 2003

Stove pipe

A casual term used for people who frequent bars or drink alcohol regularly while watching sports, looking for companionship, or hanging out with friends.

They've gone to the bar five days in a row, MAN THAT'S ONE "STOVE PIPE"!!!

by caveman 3.0 October 25, 2010

stove pipe

A large can of beer, usually 22 oz. or more.

Todd, when we stop for gas, would you grab me a stove pipe of Coors Light or Olde E so I can be hammered before we get home?

by Robin Woods December 25, 2007

stove piping

To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.

I gave that broad a real stove piping last night

by JP408 June 07, 2007

stove-piped

when you put ur thumb in her ass while ur fuckin her doggystyle!

man that bitch squirmed like a m'fer, when i stove-piped her ass last night! started squallin like "waaaauuu!!"

by RDJJ44 January 21, 2014

Stove Pipe Ankles

When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.

It will look like an old stove pipe.

This is very unattractive and wierd looking.

What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??

Your ankles are the same size as your calves.

Ha Ha

You have stove pipe ankles..!!..

I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.

by dwarren December 21, 2005

stove pipe fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart travels out the butthole, and up the buttcrack, and makes a sound at the top.

The only path my fart could take was up the stove pipe fart.

by Thekeegster November 20, 2020