by Not a stinky poo poo head October 15, 2022
Get the stinky poo poo head mug.“stink head” potentially one of the best possible insults in an argument. This refers to someone who is stupid and their head smells. If they’re head stinks you call them “stink head”
Friend 1: “Dude your head smells”
Friend 2: “Yeah you’re such a stink head”
*Friend 3 Runs Away Crying in tears”
Friend 2: “Yeah you’re such a stink head”
*Friend 3 Runs Away Crying in tears”
by jinkl August 4, 2020
Get the stink head mug.The painfull head ache you get in the morning after a night consuming far too many pints of Stella Artois
You sit there on the floor in your undies, cuddling the only friend in the world you have left (the toilet), randomly continuing to make the walrus noises, spitting, and farting. Help usually comes at this stage, even if it is short lived.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
Tears stream down your face and your abdomen hurts. Help now turns into abuse and he/she usually goes back to bed leaving you there in the dark.
With your stomach totally empty, your spontaneous eruptions have died back to 15-minute intervals, but your body won't relent.
You are convinced that you are starting to turn yourself inside out and swear that you saw your tonsils shoot out of your mouth on the last occasion.
It is now dawn and you pass your disgusted partner getting up for the day as you try to climb into bed. She/he abuses you again for trying to get into bed with lumpy bits of dried vomit in your hair.
You reluctantly accept their advice and have a shower in exchange for them driving you to the hospital.
Work is simply not an option as the Stingy head of Artois had over taken your brain.
The whole day is spent trying to avoid anything that might make you sick again, like moving.
You vow never to touch a drop again and who knows for the next two or three hours at least you might even succeed.
by chiken-lover December 10, 2011
Get the Stingy head of Artois mug.Stinkhead (noun, adjective)
A glamorous female archetype permeating pop culture from the years 1978 to 1993. The term originally stemmed from the voluminous hair styles during that period; one could catch a whiff from 3-10 ft away from a stinkhead because of the amount of product needed to perpetuate such mass.
Hair isn't the point, though. The term has become significantly more robust, including a much broader spectrum of ladies from this era. The collective m.o. of the stinkhead is to flaunt exclusivity, glamour, sexuality and/or financial resources. Typical visual cues of stinkhead status include heels, rocker boots, sunglasses, lacquered nails, and martinis. Common stinkhead environments include the beach, the salon, horse races, hotel bars, and dance clubs. Stinkheadry often overlaps with various musical cultures like hip hop, r&b, freestyle, and hair metal.
A glamorous female archetype permeating pop culture from the years 1978 to 1993. The term originally stemmed from the voluminous hair styles during that period; one could catch a whiff from 3-10 ft away from a stinkhead because of the amount of product needed to perpetuate such mass.
Hair isn't the point, though. The term has become significantly more robust, including a much broader spectrum of ladies from this era. The collective m.o. of the stinkhead is to flaunt exclusivity, glamour, sexuality and/or financial resources. Typical visual cues of stinkhead status include heels, rocker boots, sunglasses, lacquered nails, and martinis. Common stinkhead environments include the beach, the salon, horse races, hotel bars, and dance clubs. Stinkheadry often overlaps with various musical cultures like hip hop, r&b, freestyle, and hair metal.
Exemplary stinkheads include porn star Nina Hartley, Kelly LeBrok from 'Weird Science ,' Cassandra Peterson ('Elvira'), Rosie Perez ('Do the Right Thing'), and free style bands like Klymaxx and Sweet Sensation.
"Look at that tan stinkhead in the Porsche with my dad."
"I only watch stinkhead porn."
"Look at that cougar at the bar eating that shrimp cocktail. I bet she was a total stinkhead in her day."
"This stinkhead's gotta get to the salon."
"You wanna go this club tonight? Yeah, but I gotta wash my stinkhead."
"Is that a wig? No, it's my stinkhead."
"Look at that tan stinkhead in the Porsche with my dad."
"I only watch stinkhead porn."
"Look at that cougar at the bar eating that shrimp cocktail. I bet she was a total stinkhead in her day."
"This stinkhead's gotta get to the salon."
"You wanna go this club tonight? Yeah, but I gotta wash my stinkhead."
"Is that a wig? No, it's my stinkhead."
by Electrikiss October 26, 2013
Get the Stinkhead mug.Stinkyhead, meaning someone with a stinky head, can be used as an insult to call someone in an argument.
by drizzlefoshizzle July 2, 2021
Get the Stinkyhead mug.Stankyhead - The condition of being absolutely oblivious to the truth and/or ignoring all facts regardless of how obvious. One that suffers from a cranial anal insertion. More commonly described as having your head up your ass.
Any person that believes a wall on the U.S. Mexico Southern border will do anything to address the issues Trump is using to justify a border wall is a stankyhead.
by Sanbone August 6, 2019
Get the Stankyhead mug.“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”
by CoonCob May 30, 2023
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