[shit] [stranded]

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.

Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers

by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008

Officially Stranded Productions

Officially Stranded Productions is an independent, Los Angeles based, production company that mostly films and releases short comedy sketches on popular comedy web sites. It has gained a cult following lately due to the growing popularity of it's web series Stranded in L.A.

The web series has been featured on many comedy sites including Funny or Die, Break, and College Humor.

Me: Who actually makes all those sketches for Stranded in L.A.?
My Friend: It's a local production company. Officially Stranded Productions.

by J Guy the Great! January 11, 2013

Stander

This is when the man stands on something like a bed and the girl is standing on the floor while giving a BJ. All parties are standing for the duration of the BJ. It doesn't have to occur on a bed it can happen in the woods on a rock, on the stairs, any number of places.

I got a stander on the ottoman last night.

by ElPachanga May 13, 2013

By Stander Effect

To become paralyzed, or not really knowing what to do, being scared and just watching.

Man: What do you call this when you see for example, a man is beating the hell out of his wife and you do not know what to do?
*out of nowhere from awkward silence
CB: Uhm, By Stander effect!
Man: Correct, what does it mean?
CB: Uhm *thinks, like your paralyzed or don't know what to do.

by CBystander October 14, 2011

Road Stranded

When a person is about to cross the road and all of their friends go but they have to stop for a car and are left behind.

Someone is left on the other side of the road;
"Unlucky, you just got road stranded" says one of their friends. They then cross the road and have to run to catch up.

by THE JOLF October 16, 2009

stranded turtle

an action of an overweight person laying on their back who is forced to rock themselves into an upright position.

fat jesus called for help and when no one answered he did the stranded turtle

by bizarrojesus January 21, 2010

standen

Good looking, bonefied redneck, well-endowed, leader, has the gift of gab. People person. Totally crazy and willing to try anything once and if it's fun he will do it again!!! #fun #talker #stud-muffin

Standen is a ladies man!!!!

by MyCrazyLifeInTheSouth January 26, 2017