Stamos man

A real gentlemen and very classy

That guy over there is a real stamos man.

by Lukeb0,0 November 5, 2018

stamos sauce

The semen of a greek male.

When Stavros shot his hot stamos sauce over her chest, she was heard to shout, "Opah!"

by FH Jon January 16, 2006

stamos potential

When you have two pair on the turn in poker and there's a chance that a full house will be revealed.

"I went for it because of the Stamos potential."

by soda September 9, 2004

Stamos slap

Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.

Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?

A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.

by Jack Sophalot May 4, 2005

Stamos Glory Hole

A glory hole that features a man on the other side of the hole yelling

'Have mercy!" while you have mystery sex.

"Hey Kyle do you want to check out that Stamos Glory Hole?" "You got it dude!"

by christbanger69 January 4, 2015

John Stamos

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.

"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"

by Madison P April 29, 2015

John Stamos

it is quite possible that john stamos is the coolest individual to walk the earth. he has it all, from sweet hair to good looks to tight pants. definitely the best character from full house, aka uncle jesse. the "epitomy of coolness", john stamos is the guy every girl wants to date. every guy wants him as their best friend. he knows whats hip, cool, and he teaches DJ, stephanie, and michelle every moral they've ever learned.

john stamos` ex-wifes name is rebecca. my name is rebecca. coincidence? i think not. marry me, john stamos.

john stamos is the hottest guy ever, next to brad pitt.

jeez, look at that guy`s hair. he looks exactly like john stamos. sweet.

by john stamos` lover. rebecca. September 5, 2008