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game squeakers 

little kids, usually 10 or younger, who play call of duty or halo 3 and think its a big deal that its rated M. They typically have high-pitched voices that make you want to harm yourself, and think they're awesome at every aspect of the game they play. Usually (often in the case of call of duty) if your whole team is made of game squeakers they all try to snipe and your team ends up loosing by 900 points or more.
So i was playing Halo 3 yesterday and these game squeakers all had full hayabusa armor on, wouldn't shut up, and accidentally sniped me six times.

broccoli squeakers

Little kids who play pvp.thearchon.net and are in the faction broccoli. Examples of this are SniffyEH (Best cannoner), Dhir (Annoying PvPer), and Everywheremessi (Raging Bow booster).
The Broccoli Squeakers are clowning in chat.
Wow, we just got split by the broccoli squeakers.
I think these broccoli squeakers need to get hit.

Ridin' squeakers

When your car is rolling and makes that really high pitched chalkboard noise that causes people on the streets to cover their ears and flee.

Also, when you get a bad shopping cart with the squeaky wheels at your local (insert grocery store name here)

Also, Ridin' squealers.
"That guy that just passed needs to get his breaks replaced or something, cause he is definitely ridin' squeakers."

"I was ridin' squealers when I went to pick up some eggs and bread but was too lazy to get another cart."
Ridin' squeakers by Dweenyo December 14, 2008

Mr. Squeakers 

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄

“Rip Mr. Squeakers
Mr. Squeakers by anonymous November 5, 2021

Mr. Squeakers 

Mr. Squeaker is a very fluffy, kind, and fat hamster. Well, was all those things. My mom ended up running him over in her soccer van on her way to her side hoe’s house. Turns out she way gay. Anywho R.I.P Mr. Squeakers
Crystal: Mom?! Where’s my hamster!!
Her mom: *stuffing Mr. Squeaker’s in a garbage bag

Her mom: anywho heading to my side hoes” 🙄
Rest in piss Mr. Squeakers
Mr. Squeakers by Gayforyou❤️ November 5, 2021

Squeaker farts 

Paul-D must have a whistle up his ass to let out all those squeaker farts !
Squeaker farts by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016