sputnik

A derogatory name for hash, esp in Manchester. Mainly used when distinguishing Hashish from bud. Also shortened to sput.

Originated because like the Russian satellite of the same name, this is considered by many to be old technology

What are you smoking? Is that sputnik?

by boxheadman September 22, 2007

sputnik

The first of its kind and harbinger. A telltale event.

I was late to go through puberty and was a junior in high school when my first sputnik got airborne.
Didn't know what I was going to do with my life until landing that sputnik apprenticeship in accounting.

by dfmurban October 20, 2013

Sputnik

A famous Druid in the world of azeroth owning noobs - realm = Tarren Mill, Faction = Alliance

Sputnik the famous druid one shotted me today in resto form, i'm such a noob :(.

by Vladthebored December 9, 2008

sputnik

"A word that means cum ,or semen . Sputnik was a Soviet satellite that came out of the "rocket" on October 4, 1957, 7:28 PM and this feat encouraged the U.S. to build a rocket as well starting the "space race". On January 31, 1958, the U.S. launched the Explorer 1 into outer space. Think of Explorer 1 and Sputnik as sperm racing towards the female's egg, therefore space race." - A guy in 805

Example 1
Girl 1: What did you guys do last night
Girl 2: He got all of his sputnik on my face!

Example 2
Man 1: I sputnikked all over her face last night!

by ahjiba May 27, 2017

sputnik

A little piece of crap. Germans use it to refer to small quantities of brown vaginal discharge.

Even though I'm ovulating, I found a sputnik in my underwear.

by allan_greenspan February 2, 2008

sputnik

soviet spaceship!

Stalin: we should go to space
JFK: ok
Stalin: *goes to space using Sputnik*

by ePogYT March 5, 2021

Sputnik

russian nickname given to kids who look like SPOONS!

Spoon was getting to old of a nickname so we renamed him SPUTNIK!

by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007