spimp

to judge people's lives from reading UD definitions. lol.
to form an opinion about somebody based on what you think is happening rather than going that mile and ask them personally. Them. Them. Them.
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by Krkič May 08, 2020
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a pimp that is a frickin retard
David Karolinski isnt a spimp, just a retard
by Mary Juwanna April 26, 2003
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Spimp

It is a spider/shrimp...better known as a house centipede...
I dont know what that was but I killed it.....it looked like a spider had sex with a shrimp.....fucking spimp!
by L.A.W.M. June 03, 2013
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spimp man

My boyfriend Tyler ; a funky male pet name
"Whatchu doin spimp man?"
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Spimp

A mix of a simp and a pimp
Pimp: damn I love you baby and I’ll do anything for you but get out there and make me some money bitch!!!

Hooker: ok daddy... what a spimp
by SirMocha July 02, 2020
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When you’re torn between being both a pimp and simp. You like the one guy/girl more than the rest of your roster. You potentially see yourself in a relationship with them but won’t cut your roster off until you know it is forreal.
Boy 1 : “How you like her so much but still got hoes?”
Boy 2: “I’m a Spimp!”
by Jskittlz April 10, 2021
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