Spimp

A “Spimp” is when a person of any gender finds Spamton G Spamton from the hit game Deltarune by Toby Fox, romantically or sexually attractive.
OMG AVARI IS SUCH A SPIMP
by Spimp May 25, 2022
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Spimp

1.An abbreviation of "Special Shrimp." A processed, canned meat product with a shrimp flavor; see also Spam, Spobster, Speef, Spois Gras, Spicken, Spacon, and others. It is a perennial favorite of Southeast Asian Juntas and Quartermasters, due to its affordability, portability, and uncanny seafoodiness.
"Shinawatra should never come back here; he will have to find his Spimp elsewhere." -- Anonymous Thai Warlord
by webster tarpley November 03, 2006
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A spimp is formally known as a pimp of simps or a simp that is a pimp
Hang on lemme call my “spimp
by Jewko May 17, 2020
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(noun; verb - spimping; adj. - spimp, spimpish; adverb - spimply)

1) A term to describe a person who is complacent in and/or profits in-part from the sexual exploits of his/her significant other.

2) Typically a man who allows his partner to sell their body to thousands of losers on the Internet.
A spimp will sit back and play videogames while his girlfriend rakes in thousands of dollars on her OnlyFans.
by somemerch36 March 29, 2020
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someone who is a simp and a pimp at the same time
stop being a spimp
by $NEEZE December 04, 2020
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that dudes a spimp
by BARK BARK January 29, 2004
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The lingering liquid that remains in the recessed rim of a canned beverage after drinking from it. The presence of spimp makes it generally undesirable to share the beverage with somebody else especially being the second to drink from the can.
Damn, I'm thirsty but didn't you have sex with that Karen chick last week? I heard she has Herpes. You can keep the spimp, I'm heading to the snack shack.
by HardLard February 13, 2010
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