Spiders

The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.

Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"

Spiders by nowayhomie April 13, 2006

Spiders

The fucking creature everyone despises if you like spiders YOU’RE NOT HUMAN SORRY HUNNY. They might hypnotize you with those beady little eyes but listen, THEY BELONG IN HELL.

Spiders are TERRIFYING.

Spiders by Kermitz_Waifu October 26, 2019

spiders

The tiny chest hair sarounding one's niples.

Are you triming your spiders again?

spiders by Yan k June 20, 2007

spiders

itching in the pubic hair region.

i've got an attack of spiders here, fetch my scratching stick

spiders by freshco May 1, 2005

spiders

used to show anger, or insult someone

1. "Damn it, i cant find my keys. SPIDERS!
2. Person 1: "You're ugly"
Person 2: "Ugh. I hate you. You're a
spider

spiders by mariana0919 June 13, 2005

spiders

An exclamation. Precise meaning unknown. Could be either:

1. 'Good' or 'sorted' in Manc language, or

2. Rank or unsatisfactory.

"Excellent, that's sorted then, right?"
"Spiders."

spiders by Adam Durchslag November 10, 2008

Spiders

A pair of male underwear that has cartoons on them, (orignally Spiderman but has evolved to any comical pair of boxers). Usually to show that the man does not take himself too serioulsy. Usually men who act and dress seriously are the ones who's underwear is refered to as spiders.

"Me and this one dude were hitting it off in bed and he took of his pants and he had spiders on and I cummed right then and there"

Spiders by LITTYBOI1234 February 21, 2018