A person from Spain who can never shut up or at least talk quietly.
The male is a mix of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza: he is obsessed with food and sees the world as it best suits his ego. Intellectual honesty, reason and empiricism are alien concepts to him. He enjoys ham, alcohol, and domestic violence.
The female is much like the male although unsurprisingly she does not enjoy domestic violence. Female Spaniards are also fantastic in bed, if and when they stop talking.
Both sexes are ferociously proud of what Spain has given to the world, even if it is only the one book.
The non-Spaniard is the centre of his mother's world; the Spaniard is the centre of the world.
How does a Spaniard commit suicide? He jumps from his ego.
Look at all the Spaniards who have given the thumbs-down to this definition.
Anyone of the Spanish descent, including all countries in South and central America except Brazil. Usually their excessive 100 words-per-second, also clarified as the "Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding", can be easily associated to a Spaniard.
Where are you from, Ecuador?
-Yes.
Okay. You're a Spaniard.
Okay, Spaniard, enough with the "ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding" words per second. Speak English.