SOMF

Slogan of the greatest party house to ever grace this earth, 8402 48th Street.
Home of the Beer-Pong hall of fame, as well as a number of hot bitches known as Alex McCoy, Joe Lilly, Tommy Glen, Rich Pena-Arriet and Matt "Goulet" Lewis.
A Fine address.......DO IT!

SIT ON MY FACE

Where the beer flows like Wine...Come on by!

Girl 1- So Tommy what do you want to do?
Tommy- Well why dont we go outsi....Yeah just sit on my face!

Joe-Who wants more beer?
Girl 1- Can i have some?
Joe- Only if you sit on my face

Alex-Tommy how was last night?
Tommy- She sat on my face
Alex-Ah Delightful!, your a good shit Tommy Boy

by 8402 September 13, 2004

Somf

The acronym for "sit on my face" used commonly towards highly attractive females with gratuitous behinds.

Kyle: dude that chick is fine!

Mark: man I know I would totally let her somf. Then drink her bath water

by Buster Miller July 08, 2014

somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

by kieran May 26, 2003

Somf

Sit on my face

Jordan Kelly; SOMF!
Some Girl; -sits on his face-

by iwantjordansballz June 18, 2010

Somf

Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."

Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."

by Junnamod January 18, 2021

somf

sit on my face

come here and somf

by manywordsmargaret March 10, 2011

somf

Smile On My Face - a more accurate substitute for the chat abbreviation "lol (Laughing Out Loud). Developed due to the realisation that many uses of "lol" do not coincide with actual "laughing out loud."

ChatUser1: <something mildly funny>
ChatUser2: somf

by JoeThom November 17, 2009