Softer Issue

When mans r dealin wit an issue an its soft

YOU SEEE DAT MAN. Crunch dat. Softer issue.

by TorontoHoodman123 April 29, 2019

softer blow punch

A hybrid beverage created when one mixes Code Red with Regular Mountain Dew, resulting in a mild hybrid of the 2 products. "The Prius Version" of code red...since you are going green. Can be referred to as a "Warm Texas Prairie"

(Sees friend mixing mountain dew & code red) A: "What're you doing? "
B: "I'm making Softer Blow Punch...Its like a Warm Texas Prairie in your mouth"

by Honey Tits March 23, 2014

Softer than the inside of a snail's mouth

An expression that describes when something is so soft it is delightful.

Person 1. Feel this new robe I got.

Person 2. That's softer than the inside of a snail's mouth.

by Medlinmatt May 19, 2021

softer

A depressed, angsty, sad, gay teen boy with very low self-esteem. Emos not included.

guy1: dude what's up with that boy twitting all those fucked up sad stuff?
guy2: Ryan? oh, he's a softer
guy1: oooh, i see

by skinsosoftt April 05, 2019

softer than the fur on a new born colt

slang for describing a womans incredibly soft skin.

Her skin is softer than the fur on a new born colt.

by get gettin October 02, 2015