smoting

what God does when you judge people.

future tense of smote

i'll ask God to forgive you instead of smoting you.

by zak attack pack November 6, 2010

smote

to burninate something

"And then Trogdor smote the Kerrek, and all was laid to Burnination."

by The__Cheat February 21, 2003

smote

Combination of the words 'smoking' and 'hot' used to describe someone's extremely appealing appearance, normally meant for a very high level of hotness.

Friend 1: My boyfriend is sooooo hot! *giggle*
Friend 2: He's got nothing on my smote boyfriend!

by NatVé November 14, 2006

Smote

to cause pain or destruction. Or used as a generic thret, usuly meaning pain will be involed

Im gonna smote you.
or
I smote that good

by Kaligrh August 7, 2003

Smote

The act of burninating; the process of burnination.

And Trogdor smote the Kerrek and all was laid to burnination.

by magoo March 18, 2003

smote

"a buttrape from God" aka kneeing someone in the arse (ass)

I will smote you so hard.

by Shitters February 14, 2008

Smote

extremley cool

that is so smote!

by lor September 21, 2003