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Mean Smong

Particularly good/rough sex - usually implying a big penis
Dylan: Crikey, Sean has some mean smong
Rose: That's exactly what Sylvia said!
by HeadSoviet September 20, 2016
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Smongo

A derogatory or playful term given to a person of relatively short stature who is mentally challenged, or in some way, has committed an action that makes them seem mentally challenged. Usually, the word is used as a proper noun to replace someone's name, however, it can be used as a verb in certain situations.
Noun: Smongo; Plural: Smongos
Verb: To Smongo, To Smingle
Pronunciation: Schmŏngō
"Smongo, why the hell did you punch that baby?"
"Stop smingling it up dipshit!"
by Smongo March 23, 2017
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smonka

Loser, mean person
When someone is very mean to you you can call him smonka, this should piss one off, i bet.
You are so smonka to me, freakin meannie.

What a smonka!
by RossyBoy2008 April 19, 2008
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Smongry

When someone is hungry for a smoke.
Oh boy, I had a rough day at work, pretty SMONGRY right now.
by Nasatii February 27, 2009
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Smonday

The later part of Sunday when one is busy working to be ready for Monday. Smonday is a very taxing period of time, usually involves no sleep the night between Sunday and Monday. Involves large amounts of caffeine intake. More relevant to business executives and students.
Example 1:
"I can deal with Monday but it's Smonday that kills me."

Example 2:
Boss: "Venkateswaran, lets have the reports ready on my desk by Monday morning. And enjoy your weekend buddy!"
Venkateswaran (to himself): "Enjoy my weekend my &*%! No sleep two Smondays in a row, damn it"
by linguistiky October 7, 2007
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Smonk

Using a bong incorrectly
Ahh man you smonked the bong
by cskully May 17, 2018
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Smonday

When Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday starts to kick in.
Person 1: uh oh, it's starting to become a smonday
Person 2: smonday? OH NO
by TheLolicon27 June 3, 2019
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