smokestack 

a vicious beating in any event

-Hey did you go to the Timber Creek footbal game on friday?
-Oh you mean the horrid smokestack that the other team put on us? Yeah i was there.

smokestack by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003

Smokestack

A hairdo that has a tied stack of hair that pokes out of the back of your head like antennae.

"Ew you look like a chud!"
"Sorry it's my Smokestack."

Smokestack by Locococoman May 5, 2026

Smokestack Lightning

The act of transferring static electricity from one's fingertip to the tip of an erect penis

My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.

Smokestack Lightning by J_Cut February 24, 2011

smokestack lightning

n. The purest form of raw power available to man. It has the ability to transform boring pep rallies from a nursing home-esque school activity to an event similar to a boxing match.

v. To perform the act of getting high-school students interested in land purchases. (see verb formation technique in lightninging)

"Wow! I still can believe how much smokestack lightning Ambrose has."

"Ever since having been smokestack lightninged by such a wonderful Junior Class President candidate, I feel really interested in that empty lot down the street."

smokestack lightning by jacksonwillkillyou May 17, 2010

Buffalo Smokestack 

The act of inserting a lit cigar or cigarette into your partner's vagina or anus. After a period of time, you extract the smoking item and inhale the smoke that billows out.

"Where's my Swisher, I wanna do a Buffalo Smokestack"

Buffalo Smokestack by Sub 20 May 23, 2013

mexican smokestack 

(noun) - a sexual act involving a clown, a chimpanzee skeleton, an apple pie, a wheelchair, a bowling pin, a bible, exactly three tubes of toothpaste, a compass, a grandfather clock, a barbie doll, a carton of egg nog, and a cattle prod.

"...that was disgusting!"

"Not as disgusting as Andrew giving Meredith a mexican smokestack."

mexican smokestack by Janet Hartwell November 26, 2007

Cinnamon Smokestack 

This is when the person performing oral sex on someone consumes a large quantity of Big Red gum beforehand causing the recipient of the oral sex to cry.

It's all fun and games until you try to sit down after a cinnamon smokestack.

Cinnamon Smokestack by Feicstur July 9, 2016