Smelton

Smelton is a really atractive egg, he is a golden egg, he is really big, and he has a big booty

Smelton is bae
Smelton is hot

by - made by smeltons lover May 20, 2018

Rainbow smelt

A person who likes to make stuff harder for them selfs even though the stuff is really simple

Damn James why you such a rainbow smelt the assignment is so easy

by The local classmate December 13, 2022

Smelt Batter

The sexual act performed after the male finishes in a condom, then proceeding to fill the condom with smelt (live minnows) after which he places a funnel into womans vagina and dumping the battered smelt into the funnel.
(This method of conception is how Justin Beiber was concieved.)

Justin Beiber was finally concieved after completing the act of smelt battering.

by Rickky shaw December 25, 2010

shmelton

when its hot and humid outside and your nutsack sticks to your inner thigh

WOW its hot i have a nansty ass freggin shmelton...

by brenden alley November 10, 2005

smelt the spoon

smelt the spoon is a game where you put a spoon in the microwave, turn it on, and wait for a fire.

don't smelt the spoon please

by how did you find this October 20, 2021

shmelting

The melting feeling you get when you are under the influence of marijuana.

Look at him over there shmelting away.

by Better than you school since 1855. September 10, 2006

Shmelt

A person who you find less popular, uncool, a noob or a loser.

Guy 1: Haha, look at Erick.
Guy 2: Yeah I know, he's such a shmelt.

by haha_you're_a_turtle December 22, 2008