SMI

Subject Matter Ignoramus: used to describe a manager or executive who supposedly knows "how to lead" but knows nothing about the actual business or activities he or she is supposed to manage. Pronounced "smigh" -- rhymes with "sigh".

Opposite of subject matter expert (SME).
They've hired a SMI to head up the Roads Department: the guy can't tell concrete from asphalt -- hell, he doesn't even drive.
by Jasper Ferg March 05, 2011
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smi

Severely mentally impaired. Someone who is retarded as shit and can help it.
what are you doin' smi? Hot carls go on another person, not yourself
by john schlongo August 23, 2003
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jvarious smi

The most amazing man you will ever meet. He can make you laugh just by being in the same room as you. His smile will melt your heart, and his laugh will make you cry tears of joy. He is the funniest, hottest, most wonderful person you could ever know. You are lucky if you have a Jvarious Smi in your life.
Aidan: Damn, was that Jvarious Smi?
Raleigh: Yeah, he's so hot and nice.

Aidan: Sheesh.
by JvariousButter February 27, 2021
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tl/smi

tl/smi has its origins on the Sherdog.com message board. It is an insult for a long or irrelevant post and it translates literally to Too Long Spending Money Instead. It is not only a phrase but a way of life. The members of this group spend money endlessly; saving none. The mentality is said to have risen from an encounter with a high roller at a Las Vegas airport. Those stories cannot be confirmed. Members are also know to post large money stacks with each post that says tl/smi.
Poster 1: yadda yadda yadda...
LONG ASS POST

Poster 2: tl/smi
by tl/smi August 24, 2007
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smi

hey look their goes smi ,he was such a big dick
by big big moneymakin April 24, 2020
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SMI

SMI (So much incommon)
SMI (So much incommon)

To refer to a person whom you have much incommon with.

Example: "You are my SMI!"

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by FoxtrotSnow March 06, 2017
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smi

stop this shit” and then u say “smi chad
by flootlongergock May 16, 2023
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