Smid

another way to say "suck my dick" without saying "s my d"

Asshole: Can you give me the answers to the homework
Me: SMID!!!!

by Drew Hawkins April 3, 2008

smid

smid means suck my imaginary dick

"you suck at this game bruh"
"smid"

by imsistershook March 31, 2020

g-smid

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

by Aunt Fanny January 10, 2009

g-smid

a skid mark (shit stain) on a g-string or thong.

man that chick had some major g-smid.
i'm never calling her again.

by Auntie Smith January 30, 2008

Smid-varG

Anything and everything,
Smid-varG is the one true deity.

"Hey, you see that over there?" Jamal said "Yea, that's AWSOME! What's it called?" Jaquan replied "It's him, the holy deity himself, it's... it's... it's Smid-varG!"

by John_Smith68 May 3, 2022

Smid

Someone who is a gimp, or a tramp, or just someone you hate (by Isla And Jessica)

shut it ya smid

by Smid December 21, 2018

smid

abbreviation for "smidiot" which means someone who thinks they are intelligent but they are stupid.

stop being such a smid

by peter hart August 18, 2025