smegmatite

smegma that has been dripping down and colecting over a long period of time and drys in a formation like a stalactite commonly found in caves.

wow! thats one hell of a smegmatite! how long have you been growing it?

by thecreator May 26, 2006

smegman

A superhero known for his smigma usage to protect the innocent and battle crime.

Oh no! We're out of cheese.
Who called?
Oh please help us Smegman,
Don't worry, I'll just scrape some smegma off my dick.
Wow, thanks Smegman.
MMM!!! This is the best smegmacake i've ever had.

by Jak Hardy April 24, 2007

Smegman

Positive dude on discord and has a shaggy pfp

@smegman hi :3

by Jtroy69 April 6, 2021

Smegmarmalade

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.

A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!

by samegma August 12, 2010

smegmalicious

1. Having qualities or properties similar to the dick cheese substance.

2. Being utterly disgusting and revolting.

Ugh, did you see Teddy's in his man thong? That was smegmalicious!

by unassumingGENIUS September 5, 2007

stepmania

A way to distract oneself from otherwise haunting, real-life tasks.

I have a ten-page paper due tomorrow, and I haven't even started. Ahh, fuck. *opens up StepMania*

by veXxv May 17, 2007

Stepmania

A video game that emulates the DDR series that is imported on a computer system. It's a rhythm game that has arrows that scroll up the screen in which you must hit the corresponding arrows on your keypad at the right time. Difficulties can range from easy to insane and there will always be somebody better than you at it. (in exception of one person) It takes up very little space but increases exponentially according to the number of song files you download and implement. A fun game that will become boring with extended play and skill. Best played in full screen and with a good keyboard. Stepmania can only be retrieved at the official Stepmania website. Google is your friend.

Dude! I pwn a Stepmania!

Not as much as I do. SM is The Roxxorz.

by Cody C January 26, 2006