Smegma:
1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
1. a term used to describe something that is fucked or coverd in dick cheese, also can be used as a verb, to smeg. This is the process of fucking something up, or covering it in dick cheese.
2. The white paste which is normally found inhabiting inside a MiGoreng packet
(1)Person 1: why did you go offline
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged
(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
Person 2: soz my facebook chat is smegged
(2)Person 1:My eye is smegged, i can hardly see
by i<3smegma November 8, 2010
Get the smegged mug.A name given to someone who is exceptionally cute. Smeggley is generally obsessed with cute things and anything pastel. Smeggleys want to be cool or sexy but they can't hide the cuteness that is built into them. Smeggleys are also some of the smartest people that you will ever know.
Person 1: "O MA GAWD WHO IS THAT GIRL OVER THERE"
Person 2: "Oh she's Smeggley"
Person 1: "WOAH SHE'S SO CUTE"
Smeggley: "Hey besties~ >v<"
Person 2: "Oh she's Smeggley"
Person 1: "WOAH SHE'S SO CUTE"
Smeggley: "Hey besties~ >v<"
by ,':/ April 3, 2022
Get the smeggley mug.Bryan is a kid who is are friend we call Sammy Smaggie Titties he is the glizzy gobbler he is the Hard core Sweat who can clap 10 people in a 10v1- you know in his dreams he can only clap 6 but he is still good at he wishes he can cap 10 people because he thinks to much of himself but he is really a really nice person at the end of the day who always joins you party
by A Witsa Burger Face November 3, 2020
Get the Sammy Smaggie Titties mug.Sending randomized signals to the router to act as a jamming method in order to protect against Air-Gap attacks from cell phones that attempt to use the memory bus as a radio antenna.
As long as we're smegging the network, the Israeli spies will never complete their Air-Gap offensive, even if malware exists on our machine!
by Clickity Hack September 15, 2015
Get the Smegging mug.A human being, who has extreme characteristics, such as high intelligence, athleticism, strength, extreme perseverance, non-worldly, idealistic viewpoints, and a hard-nosed, hard-working attitude. His prioritization skills are magnificent. But on the opposite end of such characteristics, he tends to be gullible, awkward, and easily disappointed by the society that surrounds him due to its materialistic approach to life and its willingness to give up. This separates him from society, which, while he still can obtain and maintain friendships, views him as a mongrel of competitive nature and a threat to their own well-being.
Brandon: I just saw a football player tackle the shit out of someone, while they were doing their math homework. Who was that?
Karl: It was Steggie, of course.
Karl: It was Steggie, of course.
by Dr. Pseuss May 4, 2013
Get the Steggie mug.One who sneaks around sniffing young girls bicycle seats shortly after they have taken a ride. Many to be found in Halford's car park and outside brownie camps/school bikesheds. Tricycles are not off the menu either.
I met a smeggler this evening and he told me he'd fluked into a plethora of prime sweaty saddle. He was loving it.
by Alex Barbor March 11, 2007
Get the smeggler mug.Like a traditional game of jenga , but using the helmet ,
before putting your block back on top , you insert it down the helmet pipe and then put it back on top.
before putting your block back on top , you insert it down the helmet pipe and then put it back on top.
Charlie : Hey lets play jenga
Tom: NO! Lets play smegger jenga!
Charlie : im smeg filled!
Tom: Great ! extra smeggyness!
Charlie : Smegger jenga it is !
Tom: NO! Lets play smegger jenga!
Charlie : im smeg filled!
Tom: Great ! extra smeggyness!
Charlie : Smegger jenga it is !
by Char jones March 15, 2011
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