Smeeze

A girl with no respect for herself.

That bitch is a shameless Smeeze. A complete smut

by That_One_Girl March 21, 2008

smeeze

Combination of SMILING and CHEESE! when taking a picture.

SMEEZE for the camera!

by smeezer June 1, 2011

smeeze

To make a mistake; to flake out

Yo I was supposed to chill with John tonight but I totally smeezed and went to Tim's party.

by JuiceDaG July 17, 2009

smeeze

Verb; A sneeze that is so physically obnoxious that one would much rather rip off the piece of cartilage they call a nose than smeeze again

“Oh no, I-aaaAACHOOO. God, I fucking smeezed.”

by dorito_mosquito June 12, 2020

Smeeze

The act of smeezing is when you shart and sneeze at the same time

"He smeezed himself."

by smokedope2016 April 27, 2025

Smeeze

to blow out a load via the nasal holes

Jhonny you smeezed all over me

by Matrix cuck 69 May 5, 2025

Smeeze

When you sneeze and a little bit of smegma comes out.

Charlie Kirk asked why it smelt like Smegma. It's because JD Vance Smeezed himself.

by GavinSev11 December 22, 2025