SMEAD

Acting like a hard ass but when push comes to shove you call the cops.

My neighbors pulled a SMEAD the other day when I was having a party. I knew they were SMEADS.

by Deadblow December 6, 2018

SMEAD Police

The Social Media Education and Discipline police force. A collection of individuals who are sick and tired of people doing dumb shit on social media, and will comment on said stupid shit postings to educate elderly and mentally defective social media users for the betterment of online society.

Terry: “Looks like grandma is posting about how the wall will keep immigrants from taking her social security on Facebook again”

Linda: “Better get her to take them down before the SMEAD Police lay the smack down in granny’s comments”

by Dick Walski October 30, 2019

DJ Smead

Nun but a pimp

Damn that fool DJ Smead nun but a pimp

by Dbitch May 30, 2021

SMEAR MERCHANTS

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .

"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"

by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smeagin

/smɛgɪˈnɪʃ(ə)n/ smeagin

Invented by the legend Andrej "babybay" Francisty a professional smeager for FaZe clan. It is the art of getting in also known as the anti cs:go player strategy within valorant

WE FUCKIN SMEAGINNNNNNNN BABY

by straith March 17, 2021

smadley

to smoke and enjoy herbal delights

a convenient code word to use around non-smokers

Also: a legend among few, who should be legendary the world over

Note that when used as a verb, it is generally shortened to "smad"

It's Friday night. Time to go smad with Smadley.

by Smollie October 21, 2009

Share the smealth

Farting in public, making sure you share the smell with as many people as possible. A pun on "share the wealth".

I passed gas on a packed bus today. I know everyone got a whiff of it. Ya gotta share the smealth!

by LonePooper January 27, 2018