SMEAD

Acting like a hard ass but when push comes to shove you call the cops.

My neighbors pulled a SMEAD the other day when I was having a party. I knew they were SMEADS.

by Deadblow December 6, 2018

Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

Smead

it’s when youre so fast youre slow

pronounced ( smeed)

mark is so fucking smart but he got a 50 on his test , what a smead

by _vicecityy October 6, 2018

smead

"Smead" is slang; used mostly by Freshmen in Albia, "Smead" has come to mean a multitude of insults. "Moron", "idiot", "dwarf", "small person who is uber-annoying" are some of the most common.

Smead is such a Smead.

by Shouryu May 5, 2004

Smead

When an individual fails to clean their anus correctly, sweat starts to builds up causing a thickened sauce like mixture that is usually left on the under garments.

While I was joggin I could feel the smead building between my cheeks.

My arsehole was so itchy today when I scratched it there was Smead left on my finger, it stunk.

by oxgalvatronxo October 10, 2019

Smead

1. A puppy's tail that was shaved and done fallded off.
2. A great friend

Smead comes from some Puppy and he be a great friend of mine. I loves Smead.

by Fnee! September 5, 2003

smead

receiving a blowjob while smoking a joint or blunt

The girl told the boy she doesn't smoke but was willing to give some smead.

by PushaTarzan September 1, 2016