by Grendel September 29, 2003
a country that you tossers from Amerika have no fuckin´ idea about. It is a country situated in the very heart of Europe. It had been a part of Czechoslovakia before it split up in 1993.
Czech: Vodkuï seš? (Where ya from?)
Slovak: Z Martina. (From Martin)
Czech: Kde to kurva je, vole?
(Where da fuck is dat, man?)
Slovak: Na strednom Slovensku, ty kokot èeský! (It´s in Central Slovakia, you checkhead!)
Slovak: Z Martina. (From Martin)
Czech: Kde to kurva je, vole?
(Where da fuck is dat, man?)
Slovak: Na strednom Slovensku, ty kokot èeský! (It´s in Central Slovakia, you checkhead!)
by lukka January 24, 2005
by ArgonOwO August 27, 2023
The best place to go period. Its a country filled with hot guys, beautiful girls, clubs, bars, and great dances. You can basically do whatever you want there. They are amazing at playing hockey and soccer. They really know how to dance and sing there. Drinking is their like life. That and smoknig. If you love to party and have fun then Slovakia is where you want to go. Eurotrip and Hostile give Slovakia a sucky reputation. Everyone is Slovakia has your back no matter what.Slovakia is awesome!
The Slovakian Mafia bitch.
by m o n i c a x3x3 October 26, 2008
slovak prime minister matelko once said : “ can i go one time ? next time “ and that’s why i love slovakia
by sofiaisnotokay October 27, 2020
random guy1: Did you know that Slovakia has only existed for 13 years?
random guy2: Hey, I like Slovenia!
random guy2: Hey, I like Slovenia!
by tonio009 April 19, 2009
Small, middle-european country than no longer kicks ass at hockey.
Has fairly nice countryside and historical towns and cities but the rest sucks ass
The very eastern third of the country is not an actual piece of land, instead there we can locate a giant hole in the matter of space-time as "There is nothing in the east."
Has fairly nice countryside and historical towns and cities but the rest sucks ass
The very eastern third of the country is not an actual piece of land, instead there we can locate a giant hole in the matter of space-time as "There is nothing in the east."
Slovakia RetardedGoverment BlackHole
by ughWhatever July 01, 2018