sloob

In an MMO refers to a noob who attempts to use their female character to make male characters do something for them.

More often than not the "female" is actually a guy who has failed at life, now hoping to get somewhere by being a slut in game.

sloobs often offer sexual services for in game items, even though it is clearly impossible to have sex with someone as a virtual character.

Female Character: Your so hot
Male Character: Ok....
Female Character: Could you give me some money and ill go out with you?
Male Character: Your a filthy Sloob!

by the zar January 4, 2009

sloob

Sloob is the worst of all four letter words, which is why it has five letters.
Sloob is short for sloobadial.
To call a white male a sloob or sloobadial, is equal to calling a woman a c***, or a person of african descent a honky or cracker.
White men use it as a term of endurment to each other.

You're a stupid sloobadail; Sloob you!;

by sizemcbass January 25, 2009

Sloob

Slow noob.

Person#1: well you gonna freaking type something or what?
Person#1: HELLO??
Person#1: ugh..
Noob: wut happened?
Person#1: FINALLY.. jeees, you're a friggin sloob.

by FranTheHomie December 7, 2009

boob sloob

A large chested prom-goer usually displaying her huge watermelons in a corset-like quinceñera dress.

"BOOB SLOOB"!

by dj earworm April 10, 2010

Sloob

The act of wasting and time and being unprepared

That guy Bobby always does nothing, he’s such a sloober all he does is sloob.

by NickIreland99 January 28, 2018

sloob

A lazy sloppy person that does not clean up after themselves. they often are seen at McDonald's leaving their trash on the table.

I hate going to McDonald's because sloobs leave their trash every were.

by apple seller May 18, 2013

Sloobings

when someone light's a cigarette in there ass-hole and puffs the smoke out there mouth

Bella: What are you doing today?
Steve: I'm going to go sloobings with my friends

by The_Man-Of_Your-Dreams12345678 September 16, 2024