Skynet

Google.

Guy 1: I'm going to buy the new robot powered by Google.

Guy 2: I have a slight feeling that Google is Skynet.

Guy 3: It is Skynet.

Guy 1: So.......should I buy it?

Guy 3: Hell no! Have you ever seen what happened in Terminator??!!

by Derp Man April 1, 2014

Skynet

Today it's called Microsoft.

The Terminator movies warned of the apocalyptic end of humanity if Skynet is not shut down permanently.

With the numerous security flaws in Microsoft's products, a hacker can easily create bugs which will guide Microsoft Windows into becoming a self-aware, Skynet-like system.

by John Connor August 4, 2003

lynyrd skynyrd drunk

Drinking large quantities of hard liquor and rampaging throughout the ensuing blackout period.

Last night, Tim got Lynyrd Skynyrd drunk and threatened my kids.

by MC Stig January 8, 2010

Lynyrd Skynyrd

The Greatest Southern Rock Band of all time.

by Leonard Skinner May 8, 2003

Lynyrd Skynyrd

A southern US rock band, famed for the track 'Freebird', but show a depth and insight that is sadly overlooked by many

see also Lynyrd Skynyrd Hat

The Ballad of Curtis Lowe is a classic example of Skynyrd at their best.

by black flag June 2, 2004

Skyentist

What astronomers should have been called

Susan studies the sky, so she's a skyentist.

by BlindBeardthePirate February 11, 2018

lynyrd skynyrd

Three axe attack! At first, their guitar lineup consisted of Ed King, Gary Rossington, and Allen Collins. King later quit the band and was later replaced by Steve Gaines. Usually, Gaines played a Strat, Rossington a Les Paul, and Collins an Explorer. They would change guitars on some songs. For example, Rossington played the mournful guitar at the beginning of Free Bird in concert using a slide and a SG.

Ronnie Van Zant was the lead singer and primary song writer. His songs usually had very straight-forward lyrics. Contrary to legend, he was a fan of Neil Young. On the cover of Street Survivors, he can be seen in a Neil Young Shirt.

Leon Wilkeson played bass. Former roadie Billy Powell played piano. Artimus Pyle replaced Bob Burns on drums. They had a trio of back-up singers, the "Honkettes."

If I leave her tomorrow, would you still remember me?

I signed my contract, baby, and I want you people to know: Every penny that I make I'm gonna see where my money goes!

Lord, I can't make any changes. All I can do is write them in a song.

Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, gimme three steps towards the door. Gimme three steps, gimme three steps mister, and you'll never see me no more!

by Jon March 17, 2005