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To be punched whilst skyping with someone; specifically to be punched through skype. Skype + punch = skunch.
"We were skyping last night, and he skunched me!"

"Oh my god what a JERK."
Skunch by shmabseyboo December 30, 2009

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A stupid skank cunt bitch.

*add "o" at the end, and it means a stupid skank cunt bitch-ho*
Skunch-
ex#1: The bitch who slept with your man.

ex#2: Paris Hilton.
Enough said.
skunch by And~Proud~Of~It July 23, 2012

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"Cum" stains or marks left on your sheets after sex.

Eww, change your sheets, they are covered in skunch!!
Eww, your sheets have skunch all over them!!
Skunch by Fronttoback November 23, 2017

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"Been tripping on a whipple dip all day and I got skunch! Smell it, braghst!"
Skunch by parkanskyalex January 22, 2021

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Noun
A person who uses only the free applications that come stock with their computers.

(Examples: Microsoft Paint, IMovie, Garage band)
He really tries to say he’s a professional but I’ve only ever seen him use garage band? What a skunch mate!
Skunch by SnipinSacks July 28, 2022

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Skunch - The personification of Gunch contaminating one's jaquibity
The Gunch of my Skunch is quite potent today.
Skunch by anonymous June 12, 2026
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