Sibling

A creature sent to earth to remind you that your parents are still having sex.

"Dude, congrats on your new sibling!"
"Man, don't remind me! All that means is my parents had sex at least 9 months ago."

by thedifinerofdefinitions January 12, 2015

Older Sibling

An ancient being known long before the Younger Sibling came to be. This being is often blamed for the younger's misdoings despite not being in the area of the incident or at the area near the time of the event. They are often either antisocial or very mischievous to either the humans or Younger Sibling but are also the protectors of theYounger Sibling despite the annoyance they receive.

Don't blame the Older Sibling for the younger's misdoings or you will get pee in your shoes.

by BlainaCipher May 2, 2019

Sibling-zoned

When a member of the opposite sex (or same sex) declares you to be "brother/sister", thereby ruining all potential chances of sex.

Guy: Would you like to go out with me?
Girl: I'm sorry, but you're like a brother to me.

Sibling-zoned!

by LanaDangerZone August 22, 2012

siblings

the little retards that will drive you mad and make you wanna kys, they also like to bully and hurt you then blame it all on you :) they are also very special needs without even having any special needs

dude my siblings are retarded

by goatpenis69 January 26, 2019

sipping the kool-aid

Going along with a stupid idea simply because fellow peers are rather than one thinking for his or herself. The term originates from when Jim Jones of Guyana lured a thousand people of his satanic cult into drinking cyanide-poisoned Flavor-Aid in 1978.

Dumbass: You wanna go play chicken?
Wise person: Why would I wanna go do something so dangerously stupid?
Dumbass: Because it's fun and all the cool people are doing it.
Wise person: All the 'cool' people are idiots! Quit sipping the Kool-Aid before you get yourself killed.
Dumbass: Hmmmm.....No thanks! My social status depends on it. I'm out! Later loser!

by justinc4493 January 10, 2016

Sibling Simp (Sibmp)

Someone who does way too much for a sibling

Minerva is always making sure her siblings every needs and desires are met without hesitation. Clear example of being a Sibling Simp (Sibmp).

by Onesoda September 4, 2021

National Oldest Sibling Day

National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.

National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th

Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day

by abiban74 October 15, 2019