Simi 

Real ass nigga probably Samoan will most likely beat your ass and can outsmoke wiz.

Simi said he finna pull up we got to run.

Simi by Realliln December 31, 2021

Simi 

The best person you could ever meet. Amazing, Beautiful and kind. Simi’s are more fun than anyone or anything. They just light up the whole room. A simi will help you through anything

“ Oh my God i wish I was a Simi”.

Simi by Dofity December 9, 2020

simi 

someone who is weird on many different levels, smokes tons of weed, is often confused, doesn't believe in haircuts or any form of "unnatural grooming", mumbles incoherently, and can often be spotted outside your local 7-11...just sitting.

shit that simi needs to lay off the ganja and get a haircut

simi by everybody loves a cracka December 15, 2004

simi 

a hokkien term for the question 'what'.

'simi dai ji (what is your problem), make so much noise'

simi by chl June 6, 2005

Simi 

A god among men. He can finesse, freeze, finagle (the three f's) and ride your bitch before you could even think of hiding your bitch. He is the Santa Clause of Thanksgiving, serving all the naughty hoes top shelf gravy while leaving you the leftovers. While you may consider the coldest place on Earth the caps, this is not true, as this fucking rad lads wrists are known to "make a grown man shiver" as quoted from a rap verse from his as of writing, latest rap "Magic". Even if you thought you hid your hoes well, be it flex season, he is capable of sensing bitches within a 20 mile radius. Hiding them to that point will be futile as he will be inside your dining room by then, helping himself to all the dark meat on the turkey dinner while talking both your mother and your dentist into the deli isle at the nearest super mart. If your girl is home too, it's no use resisting. He will be sitting her down at the table too while keeping you at the kiddie table with your little brother. He is your worst enemy. He is your Dad. But most of all, he is - Yung Gravy.

Simi is beast

Simi by Bierke September 9, 2020

Simi 

Indian for "boring as shit".

Example:

Bro 1: Hey, let's go down to Simi Valley for some skate.

Bro 2: Simi Valley!? That place is boring as shit!

or

Me in Science class: Dammit! This class is fucking SIMI!!

Simi by Jablo May 6, 2009

Simi 

Honestly she seems nice but lowkey a weird bitch but she is also very creative and kinda a hippy and talks about doing LSD but never does them she also LOYAL AFF ppl say she really joyful but dumb she also lowkey depressed

Ouuuuu Simi your outfit looks really cool like you from the 70s
Thank youuuuu u look cutee too Im gonna go walk around and steal candy from the front desk weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Simi by Mybrotherlookslikedrake November 22, 2019