Shuffling 

Maintaining formation with a group of others and essentially, line dancing on roller skates, repeating the exact same 5 steps over and over again, while going around in circles for hours at a time and thinking it requires talent.

“My friends Javier, Ruben, and Olga were shuffling with us at Thunder Wheels in Hialeah”

Shuffling by Labeda April 16, 2021

shuffling 

to shuffle your cards- spanking the monkey, masturbate, whack off

"yoh Jefftile! stop shuffling your cards like i seen you last night through your window!"

shuffling by boys at school December 11, 2008

Shuffling 

When a man places his penis on the outside of his pants and walks briskly past people rubbing his penis against them without their knowledge.

That guy's dick is outside his pants, he must be shuffling.

Shuffling by ten32 October 30, 2020

shuffling cards 

when the person whomstdve is slobbing on thy knob jerks thy shaft whilst fiddling yonder coin purse

"Man he really shuffled my cards."
"Sandra's so poor she's shuffling cards for the mafia."

shuffling cards by regretrhombus June 28, 2017

Shuffling Carpet 

Eating your girl out without using your tongue

Her: I'm glad you shaved your face before shuffling carpet for me
Him: Yeah

Shuffling Carpet by Bpier February 14, 2017

Shuffling the deck 

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

Shuffling the deck by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

Shuffling pancakes

The sound a fat person makes when they fart.

My friend farted and I asked, "Who's shuffling pancakes?"

Shuffling pancakes by W Keller September 8, 2006