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Shtats

(sh-taa-tz) A word stemming from New York used most commonly by young Russian males when silencing a woman. It is often yelled while being combined with a backhand gesture or karate chopping motion. Shtats can also be yelled after a serious accomplishment, due to excitement, randomly or to describe something as sick or dope. Shtats also works as a verb: to Shtats or shtatsing.
Stop badgering me woman! SHTATS!!!! *lifts hand*.

my boy got an rs4 SHTATS!! Let's go do all wheel drive burnouts.

You stepped on my supreme hat SHTATSSSS! That shit was limited.

I'm shtatsing around, what are you up to?

She told me she was a freshman, found out that she meant in high school... I did it anyway... SHTATSSSS!
by Lightasammo October 26, 2010
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Shatsccident

When you think you need to fart, but to your surprise (and disappointment) it turns out you needed to shit.
Grandad’s stomach was rumbling. I asked him “are you hungry? Your stomach is rumbling “. Grandad says “I can’t hear anything, it’s not me “. Suddenly grandad looks startled and says” I’ve got to go” and runs as best he can to the toilet.

I call out to Nanna. “Grandad has had a shatsccident”
by DirkJDiggler June 4, 2021
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Shatspeare

A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.
The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker
by Andy Establishment July 21, 2015
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Shrats ass

A word i made up that resembles someone who is Annoying or mean you say it to anyone and it is usually used for people who are stupid such as yourself
You fucking shrats ass
by Ugh regan August 4, 2021
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goose shats

to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
by borWorm February 13, 2007
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The Great Shatsby

Founded by Bruce Willis in 2002, The Great Shatsby involves Cleaveland Steaming in the cleavage of a female followed by a rambunctious titty fucking for hours on end. This WILL result in having a poop-dick.
"dude, did you get laid last night?"
"hell nah, sex is for old people...I gave her The Great Shatsby"
by ready or not here i cum July 19, 2009
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Shwats

A long but thin dick opposite of a chode
My friend Jamey has a shwats
by Kill switch November 7, 2017
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