Slammin' Wagon

A vehicle of station wagon type typically used to perform intercourse within. To be classified as a slammin wagon, the vehicle must have the ability for the back seats to be lowered, have enough space for a variety of sexual positions, have dodgy suspension so the sexual motions are greatly exaggerated to outside observers, whilst still have the ability to perform drifties. Slammin' wagons have been known to be very romantic and comfortable places for sex, with the earliest 'Slammin' Wagoners' dating back to 1982 in their Subey's, the most versatile vehicle ever built.

Stupid, whiney, obscenely hot women: "I've had it with this party, I'm tired. Do you have a bed for me?"
Player who know's how it's done: "Nope, but I do own a slammin' wagon."
Girl: "OMG, I want you inside me."

by kingoftheslammers July 13, 2012

Slammin

1. adj. Something which is very good.
2. vt. to inject a drug intravenously

1. "Dude, this Lobster Bisque is SLAMMIN"
2. "SLAMMIN dope is not what it used to be."

by mainframe October 31, 2003

brutal slamming death metal

A subgenre of death metal where "slam" riffs and brutality are heavily emphasized. Usually just called slam for short. Slam riffs are characterized by their slow to mid-tempo, low notes, and groove. NOT to be confused with a deathcore/metalcore breakdown.

Chambered Nautilus: "I fucking love brutal slamming death metal."
Giant Isopod: "Same here dude. Have you heard that one sick slam in Devourment's Heaving Acid?"
Emo Jellyfish: "OMG! My favorite slam band is Avenged Sevenfold!"
Chambered Nautilus: *shoots chain lightning at him*

by LegendaryFatRat January 9, 2018

bird slamming

Someone who fucks without thinking who or what they are desecrating it's extreame force and anger.

"Ben Gaul was bird slamming pretty hard last night on his neighbors letterbox"!

by lord damp nutksdom f March 6, 2017

Slamming Muff

The art of plowing through poon like a bull in a marching band

Did you hear Jimmy screwed Kelly right after he broke up with Sandra? Man that guy has really been slamming muff lately

by Bantha Fodder March 12, 2011

Schlong Slamming

The act of placing your penis on the toilet bowl rim and repeatedly slamming the seat down on it.

"That kid has got problems, when I went into the bathroom he was schlong slamming with my toilet bowl."

"Dude, I took a viagra, and my hard-on won't go down." "Go in the bathroom and try some schlong slamming, might help"

by GFoyle June 11, 2013

Slammin

A term coined by the one and only Ethan Bradbury. Use to describe donuts and or bagels that are superb in quality and taste. Typically shouted at a level that shocks and terrifies the old and causes others to either walk away confused or give the person who used the term a bewildered look.

This donut is...SLAMMIN!!!!!!!!!!!

by Huffdaddy18 May 28, 2016