Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

Sithyness

Possessing the qualities of a sith lord.

My avi on this game is uber sithyness, it's so evil!

by Bronwenasaurus March 16, 2008

shitness

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

Shittyasshole

Shittyasshole is when a man shits in another mans asshole making it a shitty asshole

Wow last night I gave Tyler a SHITTYASSHOLE LMAO NIGGA

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

shittyassfuck

a term used for bitches who get backshots and then take a shit after they are done

Get out of ma face you shittyassfuck

by Deanna June 10, 2004