When you're standing over a toilet, taking a piss, then you cough up phlegm and spit it into the toilet.
by JAC89 August 16, 2004
When someone takes jokes from comedians, or jokes from popular television shows, and just say them aimlessly to try to get a cheap laugh.
Man that kid over there keeps quoting lame ass Dane Cook jokes, he keeps that up and all of Dane Cook's jokes will be mouth shit.
by agent orange69 May 18, 2009
by Rambler12013 July 16, 2008
A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend
Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.
Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.
I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.
Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.
I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.
by slimalien March 15, 2020
"You hear Carrie Fisher died?"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"
by Mouth filled with shit January 27, 2017
like when, you find some dirty ho bag, and your like hey there hot stuff why dont you come over here and shit in my mouth.
by MoistTowelette11 June 30, 2006
The taste in your mouth when you wake up if you neglect to brush your teeth the previous night/day. Usually occurs from a night of heavy alcohol consumption. It can also have the feel and density of overly-sweetened honey.
Drinker 1: Man I have this horrible taste in my mouth.
Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.
Drinker 2: Dude you drank a lot last night and just passed out on the couch. You've got cat shit in the mouth.
by ajgenard September 11, 2009