shit fart ass paste

a shit made into paste then farted on

also known ass sfap

you smell like a shit fart ass paste
or
you smell lika sfap

by crazy_fagot_on_the_internet February 13, 2018

shit fart butt sex

when you are having sex and you and your partner are shitting and farting into each others anus.

guess what dude me and Stacy did a shit fart butt sex

by yoyungsu123 February 3, 2022

pre shit fart

A pre shit fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining space between your rectum , your poop and the air. It is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have shit your sefl, without actually shitting yourself. It is your last and final warning to get your butt to the toilet!

I have been busting ass all the way home, but this last one was a real pre shit fart.

It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.

Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl

by Fartologist December 22, 2013

Post Shit Fart(PSF)

Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome

after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.

Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"

Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."

by johnsonlightmeup October 4, 2009

Dog Shit Fart

A fart that is comparable to a fresh pile that a dog has just pushed out. Usually a fowel smell that has the potential to clear a large room of people. Not to be confused with a normal smelly fart. Dog shit farts make the farter want to itch his sphincter after release similar to a dog trying to wipe it's ass using the rug or carpet. This term is also known as a DSF.

"Mike had ruined my dinner because he had a dog shit fart in the kitchen"

by CPal21 September 14, 2011

fart of the shit fart of the poo

A version of the quote “Part of the ship part of the crew” commonly used on the “forbidden app”

You may see a comment on the “forbidden app” that simply says “fart of the shit fart of the poo”

by A Kasrkin November 14, 2020

9 Day Shit Fart

When you go on a special diet and don't have a shit for 9 days, then you try and squeeze out a fart that turns out to be a little more than you expected.

Oh my god, she's had a 9 day shit fart.

by Anon0500 February 25, 2020