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shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.
Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.
by lit_af March 2, 2017
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sheetards

The American Population--otherwise known as sheeple People after being made mentally retarded by their government, become a flock of worthless, brain-dead sheep who have a voracious appetite for watching others become millionaires on reality TV, drinking poisoned water, breathing in chemicals sprayed into their air, eating genetically altered foods, paying taxes readily so the Elite can buy their country out from under them with their own money, being blinded by the shiny new state quarters, laughing at George Carlin, and then praising and defending the government which has slowly killed them and their country.
The sheetards have allowed the federal reserve to bend them over, and have their way with them, as long as they are allowed to vote for the next American Idol.
by USADexter January 13, 2009
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shastard

it's a shorter way of calling someone a shitty bastard.

shitty + bastard = shastard

pronounced (shass-turd)
stop annoying me u SHASTARD!!!!
by Nefty June 26, 2006
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shaytard marathon

A Shaytard marathon is the act of watching numerous hours and videos of the famous YouTube star, "ShayCarl" and his family which he refers to as the "Shaytards". He started making video logs every day in the year 2009 and he still continues today with over 2 million subscribers.
"Dude, why are you so tired?"

"I stayed up all night watching a Shaytard marathon."
by paigeywaigey :) November 10, 2013
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shytard

An overly shy person. To the point of being retarded about it.
I wanted to say something but I'm too much of a shytard.
by Daniel Webb November 5, 2008
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shastard

a shastard is a shady ass bastard
Man that guy was a total shastard, He swindled me, without me even knowing
by jonny storm October 29, 2005
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shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018
e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.
by Semiramida December 27, 2018
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