swtd

she wants the d

That bittie was all up in my inbox, that's how I know swtd.

by poopsrhod September 29, 2012

sftdj

Short for "sorry for the dark joke", used before or after a racist or bad taste joke

*insert bad joke here*, sftdj

by dabro_pellegretti June 10, 2022

SFGTD

Something for god to do.

If life happens to deliver a situation to you that you cannot handle, do Not attempt to resolve it yourself! Just put SFGTD

by lumby1 October 10, 2008

SFWTF

A third category alongside SFW (safe-for-work) and NSFW (not-safe-for-work) for objects or pictures that are so fucked up, you can't even tell if they're SFW or not.

Guy 1: Hey man, check out this pic!

Guy 2: ohmygod, what are they DOING with that donkey!? SFWTF????

by beejcakes September 7, 2009

SwtDrmsSi

stop making fun of me

SwtDrmsSi is a cool person, i was just being nice. I didnt think it would go this far, omg i hate myself...

im going to go watch DeGrassi Junior High now...

by Dan March 15, 2004

swtdlz

sweet deals

Jon: I got payed today!

Jane: swtdlz

by jaybou April 25, 2009

SFTD

Abbreviation for "Sorry For The Delay". Usually used in texting when someone doesn't respond back to a correspondence in a reasonable amount of time.

"SFTD... I've really been swamped at work. What's up?"

by WhisperBug March 6, 2019