Sexism: When a man leaves a woman after 25 years, that's "abandonment', but when a woman leaves a man after one, that's "moving on with her life"; when a man has a fantasy involving two women, that's "perverted", but when a woman has a fantasy involving a man and a horse, that's "romantic".
by harvey-rrit January 23, 2011
.what do you do when your dishwasher stops working? slap her
why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? nothin you aint said twice
why hasnt there been a woman president? theres already maids and cooks in the whitehouse
why dont woman need a drivers licence? theres no road tween the kitchen and the bedroom
what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? nothin you aint said twice
why hasnt there been a woman president? theres already maids and cooks in the whitehouse
by emmanem April 01, 2005
Unfair discrimination of both genders, male and female. There are many examples of it, and it attacks both genders.
Examples:
1. Porn, because it makes females look like sex objects/increases males' expectations
2. How gym coaches go easy on females, but treat males like crap no matter how good they do. 5 pushups is good for a female, but 25 is bad for a male
3. How females can get a boyfriend with no effort on their part, but it's very hard for males
4. How skinny males are seen as weak nerds, but skinny females are seen as hot
Summing this up, a male's life is harder
Examples:
1. Porn, because it makes females look like sex objects/increases males' expectations
2. How gym coaches go easy on females, but treat males like crap no matter how good they do. 5 pushups is good for a female, but 25 is bad for a male
3. How females can get a boyfriend with no effort on their part, but it's very hard for males
4. How skinny males are seen as weak nerds, but skinny females are seen as hot
Summing this up, a male's life is harder
I hate my gym coach, he's the epitome of sexism. Girls only have to do 5 pushups, but we have to do 50 and still get yelled at.
by Unlucky_Male August 08, 2012
Sexism is what both men and women suffer from. Most people think that women suffer more from it, however they have much less to complain about nowadays.
Common examples of sexism towards women :
1) When a guy has sex with a lot of girls he is admired, however when a girl has sex with a lot of guys she is called a 'slut' or 'whore'
2) women get paid less than a man does even if they both do the same job at the same level.
Common examples of sexism towards men:
1) No matter how much a woman makes, the man is often expected to pay for everything.
2) The man is expected to ask the girl out rather than the other way around, he is also expected to propose, etc.
3) If a man hugs another man he is gay, if a woman kisses another woman with tongues, it is seen as normal.
4) If a man sees a woman undressing in her bedroom.. HE is arrested for being a Peeping Tom.
If a woman sees a man undressing in his bedroom...HE is arrested for indecent exposure.
5) If a woman hits a man, noone bats an eyelid, if a man fights back, he can be arrested for up to life in jail.
6) Women feel like they're entitled to help from men, whilst they don't think they need to return the favour.
7) Being raped, beaten, etc is a very serious concern if it happens to women. However if it happens to men? The man would be laughed at and told to 'grow some balls.'
1) When a guy has sex with a lot of girls he is admired, however when a girl has sex with a lot of guys she is called a 'slut' or 'whore'
2) women get paid less than a man does even if they both do the same job at the same level.
Common examples of sexism towards men:
1) No matter how much a woman makes, the man is often expected to pay for everything.
2) The man is expected to ask the girl out rather than the other way around, he is also expected to propose, etc.
3) If a man hugs another man he is gay, if a woman kisses another woman with tongues, it is seen as normal.
4) If a man sees a woman undressing in her bedroom.. HE is arrested for being a Peeping Tom.
If a woman sees a man undressing in his bedroom...HE is arrested for indecent exposure.
5) If a woman hits a man, noone bats an eyelid, if a man fights back, he can be arrested for up to life in jail.
6) Women feel like they're entitled to help from men, whilst they don't think they need to return the favour.
7) Being raped, beaten, etc is a very serious concern if it happens to women. However if it happens to men? The man would be laughed at and told to 'grow some balls.'
by Danz123 August 25, 2010
Feminazi Defintion: Every man ever.
Actual Definition: Discrimination against someone because of their gender. Both men and women can be sexist.
Actual Definition: Discrimination against someone because of their gender. Both men and women can be sexist.
Examples of Sexism
#1 Feminazi: All men are sexist pigs who should die!
Non-Sexist Man: Not all men hate women...
Feminazi: STOP RAPING ME
#2 Sexist Guy: Women should have no rights and should stay in the kitchen where they belong!
Woman Who Wants Fair Treatment: But I'm a human too...
Sexist Guy: Shut up and make me a sandwich!
#1 Feminazi: All men are sexist pigs who should die!
Non-Sexist Man: Not all men hate women...
Feminazi: STOP RAPING ME
#2 Sexist Guy: Women should have no rights and should stay in the kitchen where they belong!
Woman Who Wants Fair Treatment: But I'm a human too...
Sexist Guy: Shut up and make me a sandwich!
by HPTrash October 28, 2017
Something that usually results from human beings assuming that just because they or someone they know has a certain quality, everyone else in that certain gender has it too.
"My girlfriend is frigid, therefore all girls must be."
"My ex boyfriend is a dick, therefore all men must be."
"The only well-known brilliant people in history are men, therefore women musn't have the ability to be brilliant."
"I can talk heaps more easily to the girls I know than to the boys I know, therefore all boys must be emotionally stunted."
(sexism resulting from self centred assumptions)
"My ex boyfriend is a dick, therefore all men must be."
"The only well-known brilliant people in history are men, therefore women musn't have the ability to be brilliant."
"I can talk heaps more easily to the girls I know than to the boys I know, therefore all boys must be emotionally stunted."
(sexism resulting from self centred assumptions)
by fell in a hooooole September 23, 2006
-"Isn't it terrible that the senate voted for women to also register for the draft? I wanted equality but not like this!"
-"Sounds like you have a case of sexism to me."
-"Sounds like you have a case of sexism to me."
by Clamanath June 29, 2016