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seizure

to lose total control of your body due to a brain disorder.
I know this guy named pete,fox who takes seizures the asshole stole someone elses wife got her pregnant now he is polluting the rest of the world with his children that in the end will also have hereditary medical issues and we will all end up supporting this with our tax dollars for the medical bills.
by lora fox May 29, 2008
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when someone rocks out
omg hes having a seizure
by laughing_bun May 30, 2006
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SEIZURE

The thing a celebrity gets when they turn 21
JUICE WORLD and Cameron boyce love doing this dance (seizure)
by LILYACKITY December 9, 2019
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When your games consoles: such as your xbox 1 or xbox360, your playstation 3 or playstation 4, your TV, your computer, or any other household appliance starts acting up or displaying signs of extreme malfunction. It is sometimes emphasised or exclamed by the person who's appliance is experiencing it.
Player 1, "Oh my god man! My xbox 360 controller is vibrating weirdly and I can't stop it."
Player 2, "How long has it been going for?"
Player 1, "About 5 minutes."
Player 2, "Oh yeah! I see what you mean. Wow! That is weird."
Player 1, "Seizure!!!!!"
by Overdrive2005 August 7, 2014
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1) Satan saying this when if his son is ruler of all world. 2) What does Satan say when he taking all Earth villages.
All Your Base Are Belong To Seizure
by Seizure March 8, 2003
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the state in which you are seeing dots all over, and it is interrupting your vision, and its blocking what's in front of you. in this case, when you try to grab a piece of cheese, you may accidentally grab a condom
A (the kid whos having a seizure): hey, did I just grab a pickle? I'm having a seizure so I can't tell
B: bro... that's my dick
by roro/ March 22, 2022
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1.) Something that people have very often.

2.) A type of heart attack usually cause from mental disease or extreme laughing.

3.) When you go nuts and almost suicide.

4.) Some people\'s hobbies. Like Leo\'s.
Jake says: Look that DUDE he\\\'s having a seizure.
John says: Don\\\'t worry, that dude\\\'s seizure is his laughing.
Jake says: But look he died.
John says: Oh well, it happens...
by Jake April 26, 2005
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