Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe October 20, 2012

Secretary

The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!

Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y

by Shambler September 2, 2004

Secretary

When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.

You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'

by Mindy M May 8, 2017

secretary

kayla.

person 1 : its crazy how kayla won secretary ! I LOVE them !!
person 2 : I know right ?!?!!! Im so glad they won they would honestly be the best person to win.

by kaylasbiggestfan October 21, 2021

Secretary

Derian Herrmann

doesn't matter secretary

by iewdwpjdfodwpo November 1, 2022

Secretary's ass

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.

Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!

by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009

Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019