by grench victe October 20, 2012
Get the Secretarymug. by Shambler September 2, 2004
Get the Secretarymug. When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.
You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'
by Mindy M May 8, 2017
Get the Secretarymug. when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off
by cambronshinn February 7, 2010
Get the Blue Secretarymug. when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.
last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.
by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011
Get the cowboy's secretarymug. A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.
In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
Get the Secretary of Snakemug. When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.
by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009
Get the Secretary's assmug.