by grench victe May 10, 2012
by Shambler September 02, 2004
When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.
You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'
by Mindy M May 09, 2017
when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off
by cambronshinn February 08, 2010
when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.
last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.
by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 06, 2011
A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.
In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019
When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.
by Caligrl887 September 09, 2009