A fat fuck who claims to be from the shitty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. Usually found with a dumb ass look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat ass or its little dick. Whenever this thing fucks up, it thinks a simple "ma bad" will do. Also is not able to get any pussy of anykind even kpa.
Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?
Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.
Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.
by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009
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a literal god and swag master that people worship on pinterest. he is the swag god. he drums with his friend, the rad master (dallon weekes) in the band iDKHOW.
UNCULTURED PERSON: I am the swag master
CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.
CULTURED PERSON: no you're not and never will be. ryan seaman is the swag master you uncultured fuckface. I will literally fuck you with a chainsaw. I bet you still pee the bed at night you cum slut.
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by Papawood December 8, 2003
Get the seaman mug.A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!
by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004
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