scooterism

The practice of religiously falling off of one's scooter and/or moped.. and possibly their Vespa?

Anyway, they then wah about their knee-scabs. An excellent candidate for and ambulance chaser with uptarded intelligence.

See also Warclaidhm.

by Kevinhm December 27, 2004

scooterers

little fags who clog up the goddamn skateparks. Little bitches

Those scooterers sure are fags.

by Spaztastic Derek March 01, 2004

scooter

Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.

Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!

by steve September 18, 2004

scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

by F November 05, 2002

Scooter

Proper noun. The Muppet who usually handled the guests for the Muppet Show.

Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"

Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"

by DaBunny June 03, 2005

Scooter

The worlds finest form of transport.

Thats a scooter not a bloody car, bird, dick or harley.

by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003

scooter

mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.

scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.

by xxxreaperxxx February 19, 2006