sastwatch

A vagina covered in so much hair that it is not unlike the nether regions of the legendary Sasquatch.

After watching all the relatively hairless modern pornography widely available on the Interweb, I was shocked to finally get a look at a video with vintage 70's-era sastwatch.

by Bogrimm October 4, 2008

Salwa

Salwa is an name originated from the Arabic language and generally means solace and comfort. Everyone wants to be Salwa. Salwa’s usually have long, beautiful hair and eyes which light up a room. Often, people accuse her of being rude but Salwa’s true friends know the real her.
Some call her an angel and some call her the devil. Salwa is dramatic and mysterious. She is the kinda girl to switch personalities and moods quickly.

Don’t mess with Salwa

Girl: I’m so jealous of Salwa
Boy: You should be, she hot!!

by nofucksgiven101 May 12, 2019

Satan Lucas

'Satan Lucas' is the devil. It comes from the word 'Santa Clause, and the evil "tradition" people have. It has nothing to do with the original Saint Nicholas and is made to change the meaning of Christmas, which is the celebration of the Birth of Jesus. If you change the letters around the world, Santa Claus can be changed to Satan Lucas (which is not a coincidence). Santa Claus is meant to make people greedy, by thinking they should get presents on Christmas when the only thing they should be doing then is resting, being with family, and celebrating the Birth of Jesus by saying prayers.

Yo, Satan Lucas won't bring me any presents this year. Why? Because I discovered the true meaning of it.

by HJJ I January 16, 2023

Satan chip

A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.

Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.

by OCBrooks October 8, 2012

sakwado

A fire song which I don’t understand. The vocals go crazy and the beat go even crazier. 10/10 overall 🔥🔥🔥

Hey wanna listen to Sakwado for the 1000th time today?

by GaryTheSlayer May 1, 2022

Big Satan

What Arabs in the Middle East refer to the United States as. They refer to Israel as "Little Satan."

Big Satan = U.S.A.
Little Satan = Israel

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 5, 2011

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010