sativa 

that shit that get you up.

“ oh this that sativa baby that shit gon get you up “

sativa by §hdjdisnaiqbshOqbqosya snxnxjn April 1, 2025

sativa sunrise 

Waking up not knowing what's going on, getting your high grade, papers and grinder, then smoking an almighty joint

What you doing man?
Just having a sativa sunrise, wanna come?
I'll be 2 minutes

sativa sunrise by on a train 123 February 3, 2012

sativa sunrise 

Another phrase for a wake and bake. When you get out of bed and are bleary eyed and grab your high grade, roll a spliff and then enjoy the morning eating and stumbling on the internet.

Are you stoned mate?
Yea, just had a sativa sunrise

sativa sunrise by nominate me February 19, 2012

Sativa Stoltz 

tries to frame her friends as child traffickers and even made a post to frame them.
fake 🤝
ruins everyones relationships

broke her own bestfriends door w a butter knife and framed it on her friends mom
accuses people of rape.

makes fun of people for being raped when she goes around saying she’s been raped by like 10 ppl
blackmailed someone with false rape claims

VERY problematic

physically abusive

hits her damn mom
says the n word even tho she is white as fucking toothpaste

etc.

Sativa Stoltz 🐖 just like animals animals animalsmalsssss

Sativa Stoltz by Barty Bart On My Bart June 6, 2022

Sativa Diva

A cunty smoker who perfers smoking sativa or indica

person1: Alyssa is such a Sativa Diva
person2: I know she smokes mainly sativa and shes such a bhaddie

Sativa Diva by Alyss2d December 15, 2025

Cabinets Sativa 

Cannabis grown in cabinets.

"Try some of the bomb gaunch my buddy grew in his pantry... CABINETS SATIVA!"

Cabinets Sativa by wvdrtnsf January 16, 2013

Dynamo Sativa 

A rag-tag group of soccer hooligans found at Purdue University. This soccer club in a member of the intramural sports league but have been known to play in friendly matches against both clubs and countries. The most interesting facet of the club is that their most rabid fans make up a majority of the clubs active roster. If beaten on the field, they will make sure the opposition gets their ass beaten off the field. While the amount of goals scored by this team may not be very high, it can be guaranteed that every member of the team will be.

Main Rivals:
El Furia Roja, Chelsea FC, all law enforcement agencies

"We should have never beaten Dynamo Sativa, that rag-tag group of hooligans really kicked the shit out of us in that alley by the fields."
- Some Ass Hole who beat Dynamo Sativa

"Did you see the amount off efforty Dynamo Sativa put out on the field today, they must have been high as balls."
- Rabid Fan

Dynamo Sativa by norte refers May 5, 2010