Noun
A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.
Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.
A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.
Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.
I woke up next to a Sampson this morning. What the fuck was I thinking?
You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.
You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.
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