Sampson

Noun

A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.

Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.

I woke up next to a Sampson this morning. What the fuck was I thinking?

You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.

by goosta March 26, 2011

Sampson

Sampson is a man who will never be loyal to his girls. Even if they are hoes.he prefers white girls who will probably do him a favor😉. He personally like porn

Sampson: I want as many girls as possible

by Yabojo July 3, 2018

Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog June 11, 2018

sampson

A fruity nigga who watches loli hentai and listens to kpop. Also has greasy ass hair

Dude 1: i cant stand that nigga Sampson
Dude 2:For real, did you hear that he watches hentai?

by Potatohead_547 April 29, 2022

sampson's last wish

The haircut any female will go crazy for

Dude #1: damn, I can't decide between the Orb Hunter or Regulator's Nephew.
Dude #2: Nah man, Sampson's Last Wish is the cut to get.

by widget master September 29, 2020

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

Sampson Simpson

The most famous drug dealer in NY in the movie "Half Baked". Which happens to be the best movie on earth....WATCH IT

"Damn B, lemme talk to Sampson Simpson!"

by Thergood Jenkins January 26, 2009