The Samm’s Sammich

The Samm’s Sammich is a sandwich that consists of Turkey, Roast Beef, Salami, Pepperoni, Ham, Grilled Chicken, Veggie Patty, Tuna, Meatballs and Fake Crab Meat. Rumored to have been created by legendary D-List actor Jermaine “Huggy” Hopkins. Huggy is also the creator of Huggy’s Huggies, an adult diaper brand.

Guy 1: I’m so hungry, I wish somebody had a sandwich with fake crab meat to satisfy my cravings.

Guy 2: Shit dawg, have The Samm’s Sammich!

by SammSammy January 23, 2021

noob sammich

n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

by Cardmonkey May 31, 2005

Slutter Nutter Sammich

Refers to the act of covering one person in peanut butter, and another person in jelly, and then smashing both bodies together.

Dylan brought the peanut butter, Becky brough the jelly, I just know they are planning on making a slutter nutter sammich.

by Ilovegreenandredandblue February 10, 2010

sammich

A sandwich, with connotations of extra goodness. For example, if you pour gravy on a roast beef sandwich, you now have a roast beef sammich.

Subway sells sandwiches, but I'd rather go home and make a sammich.

by sammich January 3, 2003

sammich time

Sammich time doesn't have to be a actual sandwich, it can be any type of food.

Pull up to the taco truck, it's Sammich Time.

by Chicken Hill June 13, 2017

ham sammich

to place ones face in anothers booty

self expanatory

by unfukwithable May 27, 2004

Sammich Race

When having sex, The first one to orgasm wins and the loser has to make the sandwich for the "after" snack.

I challenge you to a sammich race :-)

by RockNRolla August 20, 2014