l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r

let me hit it from the back while i slap your ass till you're red

jessie: l.m.h.i.f.t.b.w.i.s.y.a.t.y.r
alex: what does that mean
jessie: let me hit it from the back while slap your ass till you're red

alex: oooooo bet

by dicksucker200 November 30, 2020

I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.

Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."

by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009

l.i.s.w.a.g.t.h.

life is shitty, we all go to hell

Me: "l.i.s.w.a.g.t.h."

Her: "for fuck sakes stop being a depressed bitch"

by depressed lover May 22, 2020

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen

I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

I Hate To Say This But I Don't Want To Talk You Because Of I Have Seen I.H.T.S.T.B.I.D.W.T.T.T.Y.B.O.W.I.H.S

by PEDESTRIANS July 21, 2023

H.S.I.O.W.

Holy Shit It's Only Wednesday
you'll drink more thinking it's Wednesday all the time

It's the middle of the week!!?...H.S.I.O.W. I need a drink!

by The Blood Virus February 21, 2009

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

by MonoKIT August 3, 2021

H.S.I.J.W.

Holy Shit Its Just Wenesday

Guy1: How are you man
Guy2: Pretty Good
Guy1: H.S.I.J.W.

by Rick Clark July 15, 2007