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i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

i want you to fuck me until i say "oh daddy"
person 1: hey

person 2: hey

person 1: i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

person 2: bet
by nessie-bitch November 23, 2020
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D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.

Dude Is Surely Getting (a)Ugly Seeping Totally Infected Nasty Groin
An unwanted sex tape is D.I.S.G.U.S.T.I.N.G.
by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh December 13, 2008
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R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
by xCascade October 21, 2010
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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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D.U.I.H.S.T.

When a driver eats a hard shell taco behind the wheel. The distraction and mess caused by eating the taco causes the driver to swerve erratically potentially causing an accident. Many accidents caused by D.U.I.H.S.T. occur near Taco Bell.
Joe-I totaled my car again last night after taco bell
Tyler-That's the second one this year, were you eating a hard shell taco?
Joe-Yes, luckily the cops didn't charge me with D.U.I.H.S.T.
by nohomofromcomo December 12, 2012
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c.s.m.d.u.i.n.o.y.t

Come Suck My Dick Untill I Nutt On Your Titties
POV dude brings you up to his bedroom and whispers in your hear Now Come Suck My Dick Untill I Nutt On Your Titties AKA #C.S.M.D.U.I.N.O.Y.T
by Zai🦋 October 21, 2020
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y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s

You Should Suck My Dick Until I Beg For You To Stop”
Guy:” y.s.s.m.d.u.I.b.f.y.t.s..”
Girl:”okay😍”
by Big boothbuttcheems August 6, 2023
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